Jail Camp

Have you always dreamed of "doing time" as a county jail inmate? Have you wanted to experience the thrill and excitement of "going to the walls", but didn't want the stigma or embarrassment a criminal record would bring you?

The Soultion!

Jail Camp is Amercia's fastest growing reality vacation alternative. Why spend thousands of dollars in fines, court costs, attorney fees, and more? With Jail Camp, you can skip right past the messy arrest and humiliatiing trial portions of the process and jump right to the pulse pounding sentence phase of the criminal justice system.

Now you can "serve a stretch" without all the hassel and aggravation of waiting to be contacted by your public defender, sitting through long boring jury selection proceedings, or having court apparences getting in the way of birthdays, weddings, drive by shootings, or other important family affairs.

With Jail Camp, you can "do a program", bond and build friendships while you "kick it with the bros", and have real life felons ask "Waz up dawg"

All of this at you're convience, when you're ready!

Sounds great, but can I afford it?

The real question is, can you afford not to?

Jail Camp comes in two value packed packages. Both designed to fit even the tightest budget.

Jail Camp Misdemeanor:

This is our popular 3 day package at a price that will fit into any budget. For a mere $50.00 per day, you can come in on Monday and leave on Thursday. Included in this package:

A delux semi-private bunk in one of our suite pods.
The opportunity to visit with an official jail nurse.

Jail Camp Felony:

At $75.00 per day, this 3 day package is a little more expensive, but offers so much more. You come in on a Friday and leave on a Monday. Included in this package:

A semi-private bunk in one of our Penthouse's located in the
authenticate Casa Felonia.
The thrill of an actual "visitation day" (weekends only).
English Bible Study (Sunday only).
Jail Camp movie night.
A "complimentray" strip search during dress down.

All of our Jail Camp packages come with these stanard ementies

Our meals are lovingly perpared by the best inmate chef's the Department of Corrections has to offer.

Need a special diet? We got your back on that too, with our new, low fat Nutra-Loaf dinners.

To ensure your ultimate comfort, Jail Camp uses a revolutionary, scientifically designed sleep system.

We begin with our bed frames that are made using only the highest quality Pittsburgh steel. No soft springy whimpy beds here.

Next, we compliment that with our patented whisper soft mattress.

And finally to really "spoil" you we top the whole thing off with our bed roll kit of a mattress cover, 2 blankets and a towel.

All of which come together to bring you a sleep experience that will last a life time.

The minute your "reservations" are confirmed, our highly skilled housekeeping staff swings into action.

Your suite is meticiously cleaned.

Attention to detail is what gives Jail Camp it's world wide reputation as the ultimate vacation destination.

Both our suites and penthouses come with the finest American stainless steel toilet facilities.

We boast full walk in showers

Fully functional drains
And even shower curtains.

WOW! I can see you really pamper your guests. Please tell me more!!!

Your arrival at Jail Camp is marked by our very popular "perp walk"

As you enter Jail Camp, you'll be greeted by one of our cheerful, friendly "Reservations Clerks" who will gladly help you through the paperwork.

After all the paperwork is completed, you'll trade in your nastly old street threads for the stunning Jail Camp ensemble which consists of matching shirt/pants and color coordinated snadals.

You'll also receive your official Jail Camp Hygiene Kit, containing toothpaste/toothbrush, soap and a comb. Remember, what you don't use you can keep. Just Jail Camp's way of saying thanks for choosing us!

Next, one of our Corrections Concierge's will personally escort you to your Jail Camp accomodations.

You'll feel your heartbeat quicken as you marvel at Jail Camps arboretum.

Your palms will get moist and your throat will go dry as you finally approach your Jail Camp "house". YES you shout! I've arrived!!!

All of this sounds so great! But whats there for me to do now that I've finally arrived at Jail Camp?

Jail Camp offers a full line of penal past times.

You can sign up for Arts and Crafts or Macrame.

Make your friends green witn envy by having your very own, official Jail Camp "Shank".

You can learn to turn a t-shirt into a rope for the ever popular "Soap on a Rope" game played during shower time. Don't be the first to drop YOUR soap!

Impress your friends and family when you show them how to arch an electrial outlet using only a pencil lead. Great for lighting cigarettes, dinner candels or anything else requiring a high voltage electrial spark

Learn to unravel t-shirts, socks and blankets to create stunning macrame creations.

You're limited only by your imagination and length of stay.

Or you can simply luxuriate in your suite while catching up on the latest issue of Prison Art Weekly, the nations leading prison art tattoo magazine.

And don't forget one of Jail Camps premier attractions, Restraint Chair. Reservations for this exciting experience fill up early, especially on week ends, so make your reservations early to avoid disappointment.

Oh man. I am getting so pumped for this. But I have a question?

I have friends I'd like to share Jail Camp with, but I'm not sure what their schedule is. What can I do?

Give the joy that is Jail Camp to friends and family, using our all inclusive Jail Camp Gift Certificate.

These certificates make the perfect gift for Christmas, Birthdays, Graduations, Anniversaries, or just a thoughtful way to say I Love You.

Still not convinced? Than why not take minute to browse through some of the testimonials of past Jail Camp clients, see what they have to say about Jail Camp.

So if your ready to try Jail Camp for yourself, please call our toll free number at 911. Operators are standing by.

Make your Reservations now!

	Our meals are lovingly perpared by the best inmate chef's the Department of Corrections has to offer.
Need a special diet? We got your back on that too, with our new, low fat Nutra-Loaf dinners.

We begin with our bed frames that are made using only the highest quality Pittsburgh steel. No soft springy whimpy beds here.
	Next, we compliment that with our patented whisper soft mattress.
And finally to really "spoil" you we top the whole thing off with our bed roll kit of a mattress cover, 2 blankets and a towel.

The minute your "reservations" are confirmed, our highly skilled housekeeping staff swings into action.
	Your suite is meticiously cleaned.
Attention to detail is what gives Jail Camp it's world wide reputation as the ultimate vacation destination.
	Both our suites and penthouses come with the finest American stainless steel toilet facilities.
We boast full walk in showers
	Fully functional drains
And even shower curtains.

Your arrival at Jail Camp is marked by our very popular "perp walk"
	As you enter Jail Camp, you'll be greeted by one of our cheerful, friendly "Reservations Clerks" who will gladly help you through the paperwork.
After all the paperwork is completed, you'll trade in your nastly old street threads for the stunning Jail Camp ensemble which consists of matching shirt/pants and color coordinated snadals.
	You'll also receive your official Jail Camp Hygiene Kit, containing toothpaste/toothbrush, soap and a comb. Remember, what you don't use you can keep. Just Jail Camp's way of saying thanks for choosing us!
Next, one of our Corrections Concierge's will personally escort you to your Jail Camp accomodations.
	You'll feel your heartbeat quicken as you marvel at Jail Camps arboretum.
Your palms will get moist and your throat will go dry as you finally approach your Jail Camp "house". YES you shout! I've arrived!!!

Make your friends green witn envy by having your very own, official Jail Camp "Shank".
	You can learn to turn a t-shirt into a rope for the ever popular "Soap on a Rope" game played during shower time. Don't be the first to drop YOUR soap!
Impress your friends and family when you show them how to arch an electrial outlet using only a pencil lead. Great for lighting cigarettes, dinner candels or anything else requiring a high voltage electrial spark
	Learn to unravel t-shirts, socks and blankets to create stunning macrame creations.
You're limited only by your imagination and length of stay.
	Or you can simply luxuriate in your suite while catching up on the latest issue of Prison Art Weekly, the nations leading prison art tattoo magazine.
And don't forget one of Jail Camps premier attractions, Restraint Chair. Reservations for this exciting experience fill up early, especially on week ends, so make your reservations early to avoid disappointment.